mitunathehelicaptor:

i love how i went from “lol xDDDD ill type how i liek xD rawr” to “Text talk is stupid. I’m never going to typo ever again in my whole life~” to “r u fuckin srs rn i dont have time 4 this shit”

  • *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
  • everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
  • *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
  • everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol

blacksupervillain:

cops expect us to believe the dumbest shit

I’m supposed to believe a black kid ran up to a police officer and tried to take their gun?

like last year I was supposed to believe a handcuffed black man shot himself in the head in the back of a police car?

ok